I know, this is one of those “I believe it’s a baby because you tell me it is” sort of grainy black and white pics, which if we’re honest looks quite a lot like a bean, but really could be just about anything. This particular bean is ours, taken this morning. Almost definitely male, he is currently at four and a half months, with all limbs and vital organs in residence. This picture is his face, on the grounds that it is probably the one he will be the least embarrassed by when he’s fifteen.